May 2011
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First - I'm glad the fuckhead is dead. Second -...
Everything except the first sentence is found in King’s book, Strength to Love, and seems to have been said originally in a 1957 sermon he gave on loving your enemies. Unlike the first quotation, it does sound like King, and it was easy to assume that the whole thing came from him. So how did they get mixed together? Thanks to Jessica Dovey, a Facebook user, that’s how. And contrary...
January 2011
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Grammar. Also anger. A lot of anger.
Grammar.
What happened to it? I’m not saying I’m a saint when it comes to grammar in posts, especially in chats, but I don’t fucking get paid to display my written skills to the public.
The other day I was waiting at the doctor’s office and there happened to be a copy of Sports Illustrated - a well-respected magazine, one that sells millions of copies a month. I like...
August 2010
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July 2010
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May 2010
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March 2010
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February 2010
4 posts
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lovesherlock:
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holy. fuck.
Quite possibly one of the funnier things ever.
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Jj - Ecstasy I am in love with this song. A lot....
October 2009
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September 2009
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Breakthrough findings lead closer to developing a... →
Conversation via texts with my Dad:
Me: Did you hear David Hasslehoff's new CD? It's Hoff the charts!
Dad: I just Hoff to laugh at that.
Me: Sorry, didn't mean to Hassle you.
Dad: Alright, that's enough! Get back to work.
August 2009
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I would like to see someone cuddle a shark...
…which will really suck when they try and realize they’re allergic to them, then they’ll come crawling back to the cat side.
I wish I was creative to do a fraction of this:
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“(516): Things to remember: Girls don’t appreciate it when you yell...”
– This person is my hero. One of the funniest texts I’ve seen. via TFLN
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July 2009
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Because this is a normal conversation with your...
vlad: do you know any japanese?
Rodney: very little japanese
vlad: hahahaha, only enough to dishonor your family?
Rodney: exactly
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This is regarding someone at work asking for help...
Vicky: actually it seems like a really silly problem.... i mean not simple
Vicky: just like someone woulda done that to him on purpose
vlad: VICKY MY PORN SITES ARENT WORKING
vlad: FIX THEM
vlad: IT"S REALLY FRUSTRATING
vlad: VICKY I NEED PORN
vlad: WHEN I GO TO PORN SITES IT TELLS ME THEY"RE BLOCKED
vlad: WHY??????????????????????????
vlad: LESS TALKY ON PHONE MORE FIXY OF THE PORN
“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim...”
– V
I am so ashamed to live in the same state as...
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Yeah.. kinda like that...
Lindsey: you ok friend? you seemed bummed.
vlad: shatty morning, stupid retarded co-worker
Lindsey: ah yes. say no more
Lindsey: what happened?
vlad: just incompetence mixed with arrogance, terrible combination
vlad: it's like a guy that says he can eat pussy like no other, then when it's time to get the deed done he's eating out your taint and you're like 'what in the fuck is happening' and he looks up and goes 'i'm good, aren't i?'
vlad: kinda like that, but with computers